Things to remember before I make my next trip to the pool:
1. Shave legs
2. Shave arm pits
3. Remember a towel (I received more than one disgusted glance for sweating all over my chair.)
4. Take iPod so I don't have to listen to people making fun of me in a slew of languages I can't understand
5. Either do sit-ups or buy a tankini...with a skirt...and perhaps a matching sarong (You know the tankini will win on that one.)
Thankfully, I did remember my Water Babies SPF 50!
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Girl, I need to wear a burka at the pool!
ReplyDeleteDo they still have those suits from the roaring 20s? You know the ones with the bonnet and the bloomers? Yeah, that's what I need this summer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they are talking about how beautiful you are in other languages??? HMMMM???
ReplyDeleteBut yea, I feel the same way. So freaking emabarrasing.
What about a book, a big hat, lots of snacks, something to drink (in unbreakable container of course), and a big smile? Hope your next experience at the pool is better....
ReplyDeleteScrew it. I say you should just keep it real. Let those underarm hairs blow in the wind.
ReplyDeleteGive those people something to chant about in Arabic or whatever language they're speaking... How dare they judge you?! ;o)
Where are you pooling that the other sun-bathers are speaking a slew of languages?!? Are you in Orlando, FL??? Do I win?
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