Friday, November 6, 2009

Teacher Fears

I feel like teaching is an extremely stressful career. I have so many things to worry about every single day.

-Did I unknowingly leave someone out at recess/at the bathroom/etc.?

-Did all of my students get on the correct bus when going home?

-Did my students actually give me all of the very important notes that their parents sent in from home or am I going to let Johnny get on the wrong bus because he turned his mom's note into a paper airplane?

-Are the directions on the homework that I sent home clear or are parents going to send me angry emails because their child doesn't know what to do (even though we have been doing the EXACT same problems in class for a week)?

-Was it inappropriate when I said, "Stop running around like a chicken with your head cut off!"

-Was I too hard on a student when he started to cry after I discussed with him why it was not appropriate for him to run screaming down the hallway (so loudly that ALL of the other teachers shut their doors).

-Does that homemade birthday treat have peanuts in them even though I can't actually see or smell any peanuts, and is my allergic kid going to swell up like a blow-fish?

-What if one of the students that I would not let get an emotional icepack from the nurse was really injured? (Really though, if I sent down every kid that asked to go to the nurse, child services would be in here investigating. One asked to get an icepack today for a non bleeding paper-cut.)

These are just a few examples of the worries that are running through my mind every single second of every single day when I'm teaching. When you're a teacher you are responsible for LIVES--but not rational adult lives. Teachers are responsible for:

-Children who escape from the playground during recess and try to walk home because, "I missed my mommy."

-Children who try to put an entire hamburger in their mouths at once because, "I wanted to see if I could."

-Children who pull the fire alarm because, "I wanted to see what would happen."

-Children who get lost between the classroom and the lunch room and have emotional breakdowns in the hallway.


Teachers are also held responsible by parents--for everything. Kids tell there parents EVERYTHING. This means that every word that comes out of my mouth and every move I make must be appropriate, professional, and rationale.

If I would lose my patience (and my mind) just once and tell a kid to sit his ass down, I would be finding myself a new career. Do you know how many times a day I want to say, "Sit your ass down!"? or "Get away from me!" It's a lot. Let me assure you of that. But instead, I say, "Sweetie, I need for you to sit on your pockets, immediately. Thank you." and "I need you to be a patient waiter and give me two giant steps of personal space."

How terrifying is that my career is in the hands of seven year-olds who eat their boogers?

What about you?? What's the most stressful part of your job?

26 comments:

  1. The most stressful part is having parents watch you like a hawk as you perform blood draws/procedures/administer medication, etc. In Peds the parents HAVE to stay with their kids.
    But the other stressful part about having kids as patients is that they can turn on the drop of a dime, and you are held responsible. I've taken a temp at 6:00 and read 98.5, then at 6:30 the kid started shivering and it was 102.4!! Unlike adults, kid's systems will compensate until they hit a brick wall, then they crash.

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  2. i need you to sit on your pockets... brilliant!

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  3. to have my livelihood put in the hands of 7 year olds would terrify me for sure! But it sounds like you're on top of things.
    for me- stress takes the form of navigating the minefield that is office politics. Probably wouldn't be so bad (we're not talking about lives here) but the people that I work with take paper trails waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously. oooooooo legal documents. blech.

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  4. It's a rough job and we're underappreciated (is that one word?). I've left you an award to make you feel better.

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  5. You are one brave girl! I'm SURE parents don't realize how hard a teacher's job is. Especially when you're teaching 7 year olds! Carry on ... I'm sure you're doing an outstanding job!

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  6. heh .. the most stressful part of my job is knowing that I have to know as much as the doctors. If they dictate something wrong, I have to know it's wrong and flag it because most doctors don't read the reports we type before signing off on them. So, if THEY make a mistake and I don't catch it .. I could be sued. How crazy is that?!

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  7. the tough thing is- it doesn't get any better. However, our skin gets tougher with age!

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  8. WOW.
    I have new-found respect for teachers. Seriously, I never thought of it like that, but you're totally right! That sounds incredibly stressful. It's like being a mother to a whole classroom of kids! God, and I thought having one kid was terrifying.
    How do you do it?? You must be a saint.

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  9. Every Single One Of These Things.

    Your job is my job, too.

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  10. That's so true! I teach MIDDLE SCHOOL so I am in basically in the same boat- but my career is in the hands of hormonal, irrational, emotional, pimple-faced drama queens and class clowns and all. But the principle is still the same- your entire degree and professional career is in the hands of a child.

    Gotta love it, right? :)

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  11. Your 7 years olds sound like my 80 year old demented mother!

    Thank you for making me laugh and giving me tips on how to work with my mom.

    Hey, if you ever lose your career in teaching (highly doubt it) you could always become a care giver for dementia patients!

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  12. 人必須心懷希望,才會活的快樂,日子才過得充實,有意義,有朝氣,有信心。........................................

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  13. 盛年不再來,一日難再晨;及時當勉勵,歲月不待人..............................

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  14. 最敏捷的,未必贏得競賽:最強大的,未必贏得戰爭:時間與機會才是主人..............................

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  15. Sorry to laugh at your expense, but your a very clever and witty writer. At least I did not have milk coming out of my nose.
    I teach the grown-up taller people aka college students. My students ...well it's interesting sometimes.

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  16. ohhhh, i wish you'd keep writing! i love the posts you've done so far!

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  17. I like your posts too. Speaking your mind on your blog = my inspiration. Keep it up! BTW I'd totally stick up for you to parents, ppl suck!

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  18. I'm a nanny-she's an infant but I can relate to some of what you're saying! It's so hard to be patient when she just screams and whines and pulls on my clothes etc. etc. and I still have to pick her up and hug her.

    I was just talking to my boyfriend about the difficulty of being an elementary school teacher yesterday, he said that 'they're all heros.'

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  19. 以簡單的行為愉悅他人的心靈,勝過千人低頭禱告。........................................

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  20. This is an amazing way to express your daily chores. I admire the teaching job a lot. Your post has increased my admiration level.

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