Hiatus

In the four months since I have written, I've gained about ten new followers. Is that supposed to show me that people are encouraging my hiatus? lol

I have so many stories--stories about men, stories about teaching, stories about family and friends and the crap apartment in which I live. I have stories! Unfortunately, I'm a teacher and therefore many of my stories are not ones I should share in a public forum. Good thing this isn't a public forum! (Just kidding! I'll be keeping all the juicy stuff to myself. I'll also be pretending there actually is juicy stuff to keep to myself. :)

A few snippets to get you started:

-As I sit here, I can tell that the neighbor is taking a shower due to the dying animal noise coming from the pipes. This is the same neighbor that convinced maintenance to come to my apartment last week at 1:30am because his hot water heater wasn't working. The water heater for the entire building is in my walk-in closet. Let's just say that I picked the wrong night to sleep in my undies.

-I think that one of my exes may have broken up with his fiance. And that is all that I'm going to say about that. In writing...

-I exercised last night and have been walking around all day with jiggly jello legs. I could hardly get off the carpet today. I should have considered that third graders do not have a lot of upper body strength before siting down when I knew I'd be unable to get up.

-My sister now has a boyfriend who thinks he lives at my apartment. He told my sister today that I could get lead poisoning from the opened can of garbanzo beans I've been storing in the fridge. My first thought was, "Does lead poisoning cause blindness, because at least that might prevent me from having to see a thousand of his hairs ALL OVER MY BATHROOM!"

Anyway, there will be more to come. You'd be surprised how much can happen in four months!

And oh how I have missed each and every one of you!
Crazy Charm