I'm all threatening like with my covert hottness...

Apparently...

I know a lot of women who stay friends with their exes. Not me. I am not friends with any of my exes. I always thought it was of my own choice. I never understood. I mean they're exes for a reason right? Why stay friends? Well I was wrong. Though I usually put forth little effort to stay connected with the men I've dated, I recently found out that more than one of my exes is "not allowed" to be friends with me.

My first thoughts were, "Good lord, I'm not that crazy. What do their girlfriends think I'm going to do?" and later, "Shit, yeah! I must be hotter than I think?!"

I'm not someone I would describe as sexy. I have my moments, but typically, I'm pretty Plain Jane. I can't imagine why someone would restrict their boyfriend from talking to me.

You see, I do not look like this:





But, I feel like it now!



**Yes, I realize that my covert hottness my not be the reason that my exes are not allowed to be friends with me. It's entirely possible that it could be my overt crazy ass-ness.

I choose my own truth.