Why my life is disastrous...

-I haven't payed any of my bills for this month (not because I don't have the money, but because I'm lazy.)

-All of my shows' season finales are airing, which seems awesome, but really means I will have nothing to watch this summer.

-I have shows.

-Last night I texted and talked to my ex on the phone about my crap-tastic day. I miss him even though I was only talking to him for a month after not talking to him for a year an a half--Also, I'm totally aware that he's all about his new girl.

-I am a Facebook creeper, extraordinaire.

-My doctor made me research and choose my own birth control (which I'm going back on because my skin is so bad). THEN, she had the nerve to call me and say she wouldn't send in the prescription until I came back in for a urine test to confirm that I'm not pregnant.

1. I'm not getting any!

2. I was just there yesterday!

-Seriously...I am not getting any...

-My sister and her boyfriend are away for ten days and some how my apartment is still more of a mess than when they were here. I have no one to blame it on, and I think it's me...

-My laundry has been in the laundry facility in the dryer for two days. First, I lost my laundry key, so I bought a new one. Then I lost my new key. Then, I found it in my purse. Then, I lost my purse.

Please send candy, a housekeeper, and hott men...