Update on my hott bod (sarcasm implied)

I've been going to the gym for a few weeks. I've been doing cardio and pilates while averaging 4-5 gym trips per week.

I don't have a before picture, because I don't feel the need to traumatize myself, unnecessarily. However, I have been noticing some results and took some pictures today while shopping for gym clothes. I'm also pretty sure the people in the stalls around me thought I was some kind of creeper with the camera noises coming from my stall. Oops.

My trouble spot is my middle, but I can see that I'm starting to slim down. Also, I'm beginning to develop some arm muscles from pilates which I plan to use to intimidate my sister's boyfriend.

FYI: These are my own clothes that I wore to the store. I usually don't wear shorts to the gym because my ass is so large and bouncy. I need that shit locked in with some kind of spandex.

I am not the type of person who is overly obsessed with my weight. I definitely live to eat rather than eat to live. My main goal is to tone up, but if I had to put a number on it, I'd like to lose ten pounds this summer.

And just for fun...

Try to ignore my rippling abs for a second and take a look at that sunburn. I know it's hard to tell, but my entire stomach is bright red. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to lay out with no sunscreen on despite the fact that my belly has not seen the light of day in years.

Don't be jealous of that sweet spandex either. I know, it's hard.